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6 Tasteless Jokes
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| There were
three Irish prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother.
One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you
get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter.
"I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we
gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my
day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!" |
| A young couple
on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks
the wife what is the problem. She responds “My husband suffers from
premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires
"Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that
suffers not me." |
| A beautiful,
voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this
woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away
he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her
thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman says, "you're
checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor.
He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says
to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting
herpes." |
Q: Why do
women have vaginas?
A: So men
will talk to them. |
| The husband
emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed, when his wife
complained, as usual, "I have a headache". "Perfect," her husband said.
"I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take
it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!!! |
| One day mom
was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M
magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine
until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and
handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should
we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think
you should spank him." |
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