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Tasteless
Jokes
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| There were
three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother.
One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you
get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter.
"I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we
gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my
day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!" |
| A beautiful,
voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this
woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away
he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her
thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman says, "you're
checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor.
He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says
to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting
herpes." |
| A guy walks
into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes
he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks
at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must
be your feet, then." |
| A young couple
on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks
the wife what is the problem. She responds “My husband suffers from
premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires
"Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that
suffers not me." |
