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| A young army
private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience
at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says, "on my
first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergent standing
behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches
of dick up my ass." "Well did you jump?" asks his dad. "Just a little at
first" answered the boy. |
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| A gay man,
finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents,
went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I
have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave
any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard
him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly,
"You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?" The guy
said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right." His mother went back to
stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the
head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste
of my cooking again!" |
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| Two gay men
decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother
artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming.
One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to
the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it
wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so
happy." The nurse says, "He's happy now. But just wait until we take the
pacifier out of his ass." |
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| Two firefighters
are buttfucking in a smoke filled room. The fire chief walks in and says
"What the hell is going on in here?!" The Firefighter says "well sir, this
man has got smoke inhalation." The Chief says "why didn''t you give him
mouth to mouth" The Firefighter says "How do you think this got started? |
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